Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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