he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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