Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
