somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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