Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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