Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Randomize
