Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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