I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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