I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
