How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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