My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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