Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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