ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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