I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize
