you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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