What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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