Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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