she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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