I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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