Are we in a gay sports bar?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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