I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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