just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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