Cold hands, warm shart.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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