So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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