i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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