I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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