is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
