She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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