Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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