Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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