I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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