I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
