Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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