STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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