I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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