Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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