No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
