Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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