pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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