S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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