dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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