I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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