Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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