your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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