The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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