the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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