Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
whose ass print is on the piano?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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