So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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