sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think your dad took our porno
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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