1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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