And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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