Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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